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Day after Superbowl!

Chrysler Eminem Super Bowl Commercial - Imported From Detroit

This commercial had everyone talking. I loved it. At first I had no idea what it was....except I actually recognized the landmarks:) See for yourself if you missed it:)







Here is another one I liked:)

Volkswagen Commercial: The Force





Or how about the

Bud Light Dog Sitter Ad:

My Co-Worker kept talking about this one:

Chevrolet - "Tommy" Ad

Which one was your favorite????

What a night!

Well, I know its safe to go to work tommorrow - Spitfires Won 2-1 over Kelowna tonight! Now as I type - The Wings are tied 2-2 with Obama's team..... they better kick ass tonight. Or a couple of certain co-workers will make my life a living hell at work. Moping......etc...and lets not forgot about DH - Oh Boy! He goes crazy over Detroit Play Off Hockey. Its Insane!

So I managed to watch the AI Finals Tonight. I totally think Adam rocked over Kris. This post has a great read on the show if you missed it. Never mind that it's titled 03/19/09 - its a big fat typo. BTW Kara's song SUCKED. Just felt the need to get that out there! Kris looked like he was in shock all night for being up on stage as one of the finals. Too bad it wasn't Danny!!

(((From all the shouting going on in my living room - I believe The Red Wings just scored! Go Wings!)

Back to AI:

And yes I voted! The little recording told me, "Thank you for voting for Contestant One!" Thank you very much. I do walk the talk ya know:)

Other News:

What a day! I have officially lost my glasses. They are somewhere in this house. Very Scary. DH & I have checked everywhere - and no luck. Even the custom officer searching my truck this morning didn't see them. Darn!! lol
After work We bought ten, I repeat TEN tennis balls for the pups. They were in heaven! It was like watching the Easter egg hunt for dogs. Max had 7 in his pile, poor Maggie only had 3. But at least she brings the ball back for you to throw it again *giggles*

I've been officially informed that the Wings Won! Whoohoo!!

It's getting late - I think I'm overtired with all this rambling here,,,,rofl.

Good Night!

Vote for Adam!

My thoughts:)

If I Didn't Have Pets......

I could walk around the yard barefoot in safety.

My house could be carpeted instead of tiled and laminated.
All flat surfaces, clothing, furniture, and cars would be free of hair.

When the doorbell rings, it wouldn't sound like a kennel.

When the doorbell rings, I could get to the door without wading through fuzzy bodies who beat me there.
I could sit on the couch and my bed the way I wanted, without taking into consideration how much space
several fur bodies would need to get comfortable.

I would have money...and no guilt to go on a real vacation.
I would not be on a first-name basis with 6 veterinarians,as I put their yet unborn grand kids through college.
The most used words in my vocabulary would not be: out, sit, down, come, no, stay, and leave him/her/it ALONE.

My house would not be cordoned off into zones with baby gates or barriers.
My house would not look like a day care center, toys everywhere.

My pockets would not contain things like poop bags, treats and an extra leash.
I would no longer have to Spell the words B-A-L-L, F-R-I-S-B-E- E, W-A-L-K, T-R-E-A-T, B-I-K-E, G-O,
R-I-D-E

I would not have as many leaves INSIDE my house as outside.
I would not look strangely at people who think having ONE dog/cat ties them down too much.

I'd look forward to spring and the rainy season instead of dreading 'mud' season.

I would not have to answer the question 'Why do you have so many
animals?' from people who will never have the joy in their lives of knowing they are loved unconditionally by someone as close to an angel as they will ever get.

How EMPTY my life would be!

Thanks Jill for posting this to Windsor Loving Homes....

What Max & Maggie Look Like Outside:

Well I can not figure how to post this video to the the blog:

So Check Out THIS LINK!


Cheers!

Happy Thanksgiving!

No - These are not my animals - but the photo sures cracks me up! Just got back from DH's side, my belly is full, and there's a piece of apple pie calling my name from the refrigerator!! Man I seriously need to update my blog, there is SOOOOOOOOOOO much going on lately!  I believe I'll take care of that tommorrow!

Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

Max & Maggie

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Some of my Favorites:

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[caption id="attachment_489" align="aligncenter" width="300" caption="Poor Max had no idea Maggie knows Kickboxing!"][/caption]

[caption id="attachment_476" align="aligncenter" width="300" caption="Holy Teeth!! I see a future Bat Dog here Do You?"][/caption]

They look so furious in that last one, and they play so great together! Maggie fits right in, Max is ecstatic that someone plays just like him, and Life Is Good!!

Now we really are Ten Legs Walkin' Again!! Yeah!!

Old Photos:

Saw Mrs G on Friday & Little Marie let me take a few photos home to scan:

This one above cracks me up - Dad with sideburns!! lolololololol

Boy was I a cutie eh??? LOL I believe most of these photos were taken in 1978/1979.

Spread the Stupidity

Only in America ....do people order
double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

Only in America ......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

Only in America ......do we leave cars
worth thousands of dollars in the
driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

Only in America ......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

Only in America ....do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

Only in America ....do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

EVER WONDER ....

Why women can't put on mascara
with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when
they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe,
why do they call the airport the terminal?

Happy Father's Day!

I actually bought a card for Dad! I still feel crappy and I have no mojo!




I thought it was pretty funny:)

Funny for Today:)

Inspire Me Please!!

I'm feeling so blah lately. I'll get my scrapping stuff in order then the greyhound whines, or Max is chasing a cat or the cat is taking off with my ribbon, my DT ribbon!! (GRRR)

Help me get inspired to ignore it all and just scrap!! (Please!) I'm offering up a Rak too!!

CLICK HERE to inspire me Please!!!

Pretty Please?

Pretty Pretty Please? With chocolate on top? And caramel?.......ok ok

The Rak is going postal to Aleks on Monday! Congrats Aleks!!

Chuckle for the day

if ONLY this was true: (sorry Missy & Douggie)

I've Been Tagged!

I've been tagged by Shannon! So here it goes...

5 Things you cannot live without under $5:

1. Large Triple Triple

2. Chocolate!!

3. bottled water

4. Milk Bones (no not for me but if I did not have them I'd never see daylight again.....)

5. Kisses from all my loves (DH & furbabies)

5 Favourite movies:

1. Grease

2. Godfather I

3. Godfather II

4. Resident Evil

5. Crank
Baby Names you love (but won't use):
(girls)
1. Shawn

2. Micheala

3. Rose

4. Jane

5. Lucy (already taken! lol)

(boys)

1. Frank

2. George

3. Max (Already taken!! lol)

4. Fred

5. Matt
5 Songs you could listen to over and over again:


1. Will save your soul - Jewel

2. Blueberry Hill song by Louis Armstrong

3. Cemetery Gates - Pantera

4. Black Souls - Testament

5. Welcome to the jungle - Guns N Roses
5 People who influenced your life in a positive way:

1. Parents

2. Siblings

3. Mike

4. Jay

5. Helena

5 things that stay in your purse all the time:

1. wallet

2. cell phone

3. passports

4. tokens

5. aspirin

5 moments you knew changed you forever:

1. The day I left town on a bus

2. The moment I realized Grandparents could die

3. The night I met Mike

4 The day I went to "look" at Lucy

5. The moment I saw Max at two days old.......I knew I was in trouble!
5 obsessions you have right now:

1. did the greyhound shit normal?

2. did the greyhound eat?

3. Is the greyhound in pain?

4. Is the greyhound comfortable?

5. Scrapping in an anything goes kind of way.

5 places you would really love to go:

1. Ireland

2. Scotland

3. Grand Canyon

4. Alaska

5. Somewhere flippin WARM!

5 people you would love to see do their top 5:

1. Rhea

2. Michelle

3. Veronica

4. Jen

5. Amanda
Don't forget to post and let me know when you've done it.. I wanna see your answers!!

Something to Mull over...... (Giggles)

Thanks Susan for posting this over at SNS! I really needed a laugh today!!! xoxoxo

If you are 30 or older, you will think this is hilarious!!!! If not, send it to your parents! They'll think it's funny!

When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes about how hard things were when they were growing up; what with walking twenty-five miles to school every morning ... Uphill BOTH ways .. Yadda, yadda, yadda

And I remember promising myself that when I grew up, there was no way in heck I was going to lay a bunch of crap like that on kids about how hard I had it and how easy they've got it!

But now that...

I'm over the ripe old age of thirty, I can't help but look around and notice the youth of today. You've got it so easy! I mean, compared to my childhood, you live in a dang Utopia! And I hate to say it but you kids today you don't know how good you've got it!

1. When I was a kid, we didn't have the Internet. If we wanted to know something, we had to go to the dang library and look it up ourselves... In the card catalog!! (Do you even know what a card catalog is? Didn't think so!)

2. There was no email!! We had to actually write somebody a letter... With a pen! Then you had to walk all the way across the street and put it in the mailbox and it would take like a week to get there!

3. There were no MP3's or Napsters! If you wanted to steal music, you had to hitchhike to the dang record store and shoplift it yourself! Or you had to wait around all day to tape it off the radio and the DJ would usually talk over the beginning and mess it all up!

4. We didn't have fancy crap like Call Waiting! If you were on the phone and somebody else called they got a busy signal, that's it!

5. And we didn't have fancy Caller ID Boxes either! When the phone rang, you had no idea who it was! It could be your school, your mom, your boss, your bookie, your drug dealer, a collections agent, you just didn't know!!! You had to pick it up and take your chances, mister!

6. We didn't have any fancy Sony Playstation video games with high-resolution 3-D graphics! We had the Atari 2600! With games like 'Space Invaders' and 'asteroids' and the graphics were horrible! Your guy was a little square! You actually had to use your imagination! And there were no multiple levels or screens, it was just one screen forever! And you could never win. The game just kept getting harder and harder and faster and faster until you died! Just like LIFE!

7. When you went to the movie theater there no such thing as stadium seating! All the seats were the same height! If a tall guy or some old broad with a hat sat in front of you and you couldn't see, you were just screwed!

8. Sure, we had cable television, but back then that was only like 15 channels and there was no onscreen menu! You had to use a little book called a TV Guide to find out what was on!
And there was no Cartoon Network either! You could only get cartoons on Saturday Morning. Do you hear what I'm saying!?! We had to wait ALL WEEK for cartoons!

9. And we didn't have microwaves, if we wanted to heat something up, we had to use the stove or go build a fire ... Imagine that! If we wanted popcorn, we had to use that stupid JiffyPop thing or a pan with HOT oil and Real popcorn kernels and shake it all over the stove forever like an idiot.

10. When we were on the phone with our friends and our parents walked-in, we were stuck to the wall with a cord, a 7 foot cord that ran to the phone - not the phone base, the actual phone. We barely had enough length to sit on the floor and still be able to twirl the phone cord in our fingers. If you suddenly had to go to the bathroom - guess what we had to do..... Hang up and talk to them later.

That's exactly what I'm talking about! You kids today have got it too easy. You're spoiled!!

You guys wouldn't have lasted five minutes back in 1980!

I've been Tagged.....

I was tagged by Amanda and now I’m tagging Mylene, Shannon, Susan, Rhea and Wendy.

1. Name your two favorite scrapbooking topics: My DH and my Animals...

2. Where are the two best places you’ve been to? Yellowknife,NT & Whitehorse,YK

3. Name two things you do every day: Feed the dogs and feed DH

4. Tell us two things that pretty much everyone knows about you: I'm a greyhound nut, and certified dog lover, and I love to scrapbook.

5. Tell us two things that everyone DOESN’T know about you: I'm not sure I want to tell you if you don't already know......

6. Tell us two things that got you into the hobby of scrapping: My Greyhound, and my DH's encouragement for a hobby other than collecting stray animals.

7. Tell us two things that you want to accomplish in the next six months: Lets see....6 months makes that August.....so my garden better be planted and I'd like my greyhound to feel better by then.

8. Name your two favorite scrapping tools: My wishblade and my sewing machine.

9. Name your two favorite sources of scrapping inspiration: SNS gallery and magazines.

10. How has your scrapping changed since you started? I'm not as simple as I used to be; but it still takes the same amount of time....

11. What scrapbooking project have you not tried but would love to? I want to make my own acrylic album, as soon as I figure it out, I'll share I promise!.




Have fun ladies!! Can’t wait to see your answers!!!!!!

Merry Christmas!!

And me trying to get all the gifts to everyone!!



Merry Christmas!! Hope your day is AWESOME!!

You know you :heart: your greyhound....

when you purposely shovel a path over 100 feet of YOUR BACKYARD...... just so that she can get to her "potty spot" safely......

I'm insane..... its true.... but tonight, thats what I did......... My poor back.... All so little-miss-hop-a-long can do Number 2.

She's still favoring her back right leg, she does use it once in a while, but the snow was just too high for her. She was SOOOOOOO Happy when I took her out, (after I shoveled the path) that I could tell she was saying Thank You!!

Pictures from Last Christmas:

Winter Has Officially Arrived!

Oh Boy! They forecasted 16 inches of snow - I do not know the exact number of inches that fell overnight, but I believe it is close!

Here is what I saw opening the back door this morning:



My Poor Truck!!!



Max enjoys this weather!!



Max trying to eat all the snow for us - as fast as he can!!



Oh Look - Snow Nose!!! LOL



Snow Head!!



The Backyard!



These were taken at 7:30 this morning.... more snow has fallen since then.

Hip - Hip - Hooray!!! It's Max's Birthday!!!

Happy Birthday Max!! You are no longer my puppy!! You're 2 years old now!! Woohoo!!!

Taken tonight by the Christmas Tree:



Lucy:



Sissy wondering why we disturbed her sleep:



Christmas CC:





Gotta love my animals!!!